#the hero we deserve
Cause it slaps next question
Colin Mochrie is the undisputable fucking king of Improv
The newscaster puns are a whole different level.
You can tell how someone’s mental health is doing by paying attention to how much emphasis they put on the line “I sometimes wish I’d never been born at all” when they’re singing bohemian rhapsody
whole foods employee catches me stealing valuable artichoke water and tries to apprehend me but i quickly jump through one of his gauges and escape
i see this post maybe once or twice in a year and every time. every goddamn time it sidelines me with those last 8 words and i lose my shit
Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa
i don’t WANT to live in a society i want to live in a bookstore cafe